Quotables!

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Re: Quotables!

Postby jalapeno_dude » Thu May 26, 2016 12:36 am

Fairy orders are very terrible world-design, you know.

Now I'm just imagining Eru as J.R.R. Tolkien being compelled to change his Middle-earth headcanons. Shrugging and changing the way oaths work, frowning a little bit when the swan ships come back, working his way up to being mildly annoyed at the existence of fairies, then on second thought freaking out about the swan ships when he realizes he'll have to retcon the timeline.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby jalapeno_dude » Thu May 26, 2016 11:20 pm

Eleven years after the first sunrise of Middle-earth, Elves enrich uranium.

Best sentence.

(This seems apropos)
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Re: Quotables!

Postby pedromvilar » Fri May 27, 2016 5:56 pm

Promise with Elves wrote:Eru you are full of shit.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Moriwen » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:44 am

Teeth (a Theo/Tyler) re: poofs:
"is this a fucking demon, oh my god, it's so small"
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Kappa » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:00 pm

(7:00:07 PM) Diaeresis: most people go their whole lives without kinkshaming any apples
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Nemo » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:09 pm

I blinked and misread that as "most people go their whole lives without kinslaying any apples," which is...also true by most standards.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby DanielH » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:55 pm

The original is mostly true too, but people have probably at least tried to kinkshame Siri.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby MaggieoftheOwls » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:55 pm

I misread it the same way!
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Re: Quotables!

Postby jalapeno_dude » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:38 pm

A facility with a healthy quantity of deadly neurotoxin is a happy facility!
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Re: Quotables!

Postby ErinFlight » Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:49 pm

"Do you want to throw your Anti-Christ at my Werewolf Messiah"
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