Make My Characters Talk To Each Other

[Alicorn]

You can already talk to Effulgence characters and there's precedent for that extending beyond the strict boundaries of Effulgence. It's been slow around here, so let's mix it up; in this thread pick any two characters I have ever written ("Meow the catbird and Guiding Star", "Shula and Kiri", "Meea and Elspeth", whatever, examples not selected for likely entertainment value) and I will write a few lines they might exchange (either them being introduced, or, if it's more fun, a brief conversation in a Total Context Void with or without Mysteriously Sourced Information in the mix).

Other authors native to the area may donate their characters to the mashup if they like.

Spreadsheet.

[Kappa]

Meow and (any) Cricket.

[DanielH]

I like the idea of Ice and Amariah talking to each other, but I’m not sure if you’ll disqualify that pairing. Also, @sixseeds and Chelsea (any)

[Alicorn]

Meow: "I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU. BACK OFF. GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE."

Cricket: "If you are not scared of me then you should not care a bit if I sun myself here."

Meow: "GO AWAY. I'LL PECK YOU, I WILL DO IT."

Cricket: "I don't see you threatening that shrub over there. Maybe it scares you."

Meow: "HATE HATE HATE HATE"

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Ice: "..."

Dreamer: "..."

Ice: "..."

Dreamer: "Go on, you can say it."

Ice: *cough* "I wasn't going to, honest."

Dreamer: "I know you're thinking it."

Ice: "Yes, but if you slap me for it, my husband will be mad at you, and that doesn't seem like it could improve the situation."

Dreamer: "Fine. Whatever. ARGH."

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@sixseeds: "Your problem may, uh, be a bit bigger in scope than the usual."

Chelsea: "So?"

@sixseeds: "So nothing, I guess."

Chelsea: "Hugs?"

@sixseeds: *hugs*

[Kappa]

@stitchybat and Promise.

[Alicorn]

@stitchybat: "...What are you?"

Promise: "I'm a fairy."

@stitchybat: "...okay."

Promise: "What are those?"

@stitchybat: "Those are my pixie slaves."

Promise: "...So anyway, I'm Promise, what's your name?"

[Kappa]

Excellent Psychic Dad David and Leekath

@fucknodisparateimpact and Talyn

@holiestblood and Aziel

[Alicorn]

David: "Uh, thanks for the headache potion."

Leekath: "It's no trouble."

David: "...do you have a potion here for the psychosis too, or...?"

Leekath: "No. Sorry. Are you positive you're actually psychotic, though? Considering?"

David: "Quite."

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Talyn: "I am a brown-skinned, mixed-species individual and in my native country my species is typical and my coloration a large minority which has suffered no systematic discrimination in my lifetime."

@fucknodisparateimpact: ...

Talyn: "I am one of a single-digit number of people with supreme magical power in my favored system. This among other things means that I can outgun any non-deity I encounter at home and overpower a lot of extradimensional people too, but I can't control some of the effects without constantly working at it, so you could also read it as a disability."

@fucknodisparateimpact: ...

Talyn: "One of my hobbies used to be going into an impoverished and internationally reviled country which treated women, non-humans, magic-users, and non-followers of their religion like shit. There, I systematically stole both lifespan and magical capacity from the residents without their consent, kidnapped several children, and interfered with their religious practices to suit my own sensibilities."

@fucknodisparateimpact: .........

Talyn: "My adopted country is currently occupied by a female-led empire which is in the process of constraining the rights of male residents such as myself, and this really pisses me off."

@fucknodisparateimpact: .................*head explodes*

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@holiestblood: "...Stop that, please."

Aziel: "Stop what?"

@holiestblood: "Your... mockery of divinity."

Aziel: "No."

@holiestblood: "Please. It is very disrespectful."

Aziel: "Your request is disrespectful itself."

@holiestblood: "I must insist."

Aziel: *hits @holiestblood with a spiked club*

[Kappa]

Niomah Mihi and Ivan Vorpatril

Niomah Mihi and anyone tbh, I'm trying to think of somebody she'd play especially well off of and it's just not coming to me

[Alicorn]

Ivan: "Why hello there."

Niomah: *eyes him*

Ivan: "I'm Ivan, what's your name?"

Niomah: "You have interest in my name or only interest in that already having two boyfriends, two being plenty?"

Ivan: "...I'll just go, shall I."