Quotables!

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Re: Quotables!

Postby Kappa » Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:33 pm

That ship has sailed
It has sailed right off the edge of the world and into Aslan's fucking kingdom


-me, describing the extent to which a thing definitely isn't going to happen
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Re: Quotables!

Postby DanielH » Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:55 pm

Alicorn wrote:Ballpark of Earth-length years. It's amazing how common that is, almost as if someone tried having worlds with markedly different unEarthly calendars interact one time and then regretted it for years.


Has Lintamande started Elcenia yet?
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Alicorn » Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:08 pm

I explained to her out of character.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby jalapeno_dude » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:00 pm

Came here to quote the same thing. I miss Elcenia. :(
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Re: Quotables!

Postby DanielH » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:19 pm

Alicorn (as Isabella) wrote:"Florida Elf found in high security biohazard research facility violating safety protocols out of sympathy for lab rats. Florida Elf ejected from abortion clinic for singing sadly at patients. Florida Elf collapses on subway platform in aesthetic agony, nearly gets creamed by a train trying to reach opposite wall with paint. Florida Elf eats poison ivy as a snack. Florida Elf casually shoplifts $5,000 in miscellaneous goods, claims to have suspected price tags of being human decorations."


Each and every one of those stories actually sounds completely plausible.

By the way, I’m pretty sure the reason that Florida Man is a thing is neither a random stereotype nor Florida having a high concentration of weird stories, but instead Florida having strong police transparency laws in the relevant respect, so journalists can see the stories from there more easily. Can anybody confirm or refute that?

Edit: Oops, that was addressed in story, so it's at least a common myth and probably actually true
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Alicorn » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:46 am

I'm so proud of Florida Elf.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Kappa » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:03 am

Florida Elf is beautiful and perfect.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby MaggieoftheOwls » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:11 am

Florida Elf (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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Re: Quotables!

Postby atheistcanuck » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:23 am

Florida Elf is precious. <3
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Re: Quotables!

Postby pedromvilar » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:58 pm

Tricky on IRC wrote:basically the entire star wars universe is a failure of introspection
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