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Re: Quotables!

Postby Unbitwise » Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:21 am

Aestrix wrote:Yvette considers ways to teach Scott a valuable lesson on how silence is golden, and duct tape is silver.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Throne3d » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:59 am

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[18:48:05] <Moriwen> I'm researching shrimp now
[18:48:15] <Moriwen> so I can figure out all the consequences of shrimp not existing
[18:48:19] <Throne> omg
[18:48:26] <Throne> no, Moriwen, it's better if you don't think about the consequences
[18:48:29] <Moriwen> did you know that shrimp are one of the major things that interferes with sonar
[18:48:31] <Throne> it's better if they just don't exist
[18:48:40] <Throne> if you go "wait, why would that change anything"
[18:48:56] <Moriwen> no this is going to be so much more fun
[18:49:10] <Moriwen> "why was WWII so much shorter in your universe?" "well once we got sonar working it was all over"
[18:49:11] <Throne> xD
[18:49:15] <Throne> pfffff
[18:49:19] <Moriwen> "huh we have sonar too I wonder what's different"
[18:49:26] <Moriwen> and this goes on and on
[18:49:35] <Moriwen> and eventually "wait. you. DON'T HAVE SHRIMP"
[18:49:40] <Moriwen> "that's the difference"
[18:49:44] <Throne> we can make one of these disturbingly slightly different places canon
[18:49:48] <Moriwen> xD
[18:49:51] <Throne> and the others have mysteriously added information
[18:49:54] <Throne> about a 'typical' earth
[18:49:57] <Throne> and they're from this place
[18:50:03] <Throne> and it's like "so why do you remember WWII longer?"
[18:50:12] <Throne> and then Grace and co are like "oh, our WWII was longer"
[18:50:21] <Throne> and it's like "but we're not even from your world – we're from the short one with no shrimp"
[18:50:22] <Throne> xD
[18:50:27] <Moriwen> xDDD
[18:51:26] <Moriwen> blue whales I think are extinct in shrimpverse
[18:51:48] <Moriwen> no wait blue whales only eat krill okay
[18:52:52] <Moriwen> nope, okay, checked again, krill includes shrimp, byebye blue whales
[18:54:05] <Moriwen> sea monkeys are shrimp so those don't exist
[18:54:23] <Moriwen> uh oh shrimp are a major source of commercial fish feed

Moriwen: researches the effects of removing shrimp from an Earth.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Moriwen » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:16 pm

Jarn asks for suggestions. Kappa makes his usual one.

kappabeta wrote:torture?
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Bluelantern » Sun Jul 10, 2016 7:23 pm

Kel wrote: Glowfic has a lot of sadness and a lot of sex
Sorry for my bad english

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Re: Quotables!

Postby RoboticLIN » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:14 pm

[17:12:57] <Throne> is there a greater meaning behind the function of imagining someone with bunny ears?
[17:13:17] <RoboticLIN> ... You are talking to me, you realize.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby DanielH » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:57 pm


"Well, at some point in the rest of forever when he's done learning Earth languages I can probably teach him some demon ones, I've actually done that before, some university's linguistics department summoned me to teach them demon languages, I think they had someone else they summoned to confirm my translations."

That linguistics department got extremely lucky in the identities of these two demons, they have no idea. Even Fëanors would ask them for more than demon languages if they knew.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Kappa » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:59 pm

(7:58:28 PM) Ezra: You are in a room. There are like thirty little holes in the ceiling. Through each of these holes, there is constantly unspooling a sort of string. You are rapidly becoming buried in thread.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Shirube » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:54 pm

"Deicide," she says in English.

"Deicide!" Bella repeats in English cheerfully.

Gloria punches the air. "Deicide!"

They are getting a few odd looks.
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Re: Quotables!

Postby Marri » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:50 pm

Demon Cam in map of worlds wrote:"Oh no I might have to terraform planets it's my least favorite thing wait no it isn't."

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Re: Quotables!

Postby Timepoof » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:29 pm

(I have demonstrated that last while introducing someone to glowfic just because it was easily accessible and also the best.)
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