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Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 12:36 am
by jalapeno_dude
Fairy orders are very terrible world-design, you know.

Now I'm just imagining Eru as J.R.R. Tolkien being compelled to change his Middle-earth headcanons. Shrugging and changing the way oaths work, frowning a little bit when the swan ships come back, working his way up to being mildly annoyed at the existence of fairies, then on second thought freaking out about the swan ships when he realizes he'll have to retcon the timeline.

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 11:20 pm
by jalapeno_dude
Eleven years after the first sunrise of Middle-earth, Elves enrich uranium.

Best sentence.

(This seems apropos)

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 5:56 pm
by pedromvilar
Promise with Elves wrote:Eru you are full of shit.

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:44 am
by Moriwen
Teeth (a Theo/Tyler) re: poofs:
"is this a fucking demon, oh my god, it's so small"

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:00 pm
by Kappa
(7:00:07 PM) Diaeresis: most people go their whole lives without kinkshaming any apples

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:09 pm
by Nemo
I blinked and misread that as "most people go their whole lives without kinslaying any apples," which is...also true by most standards.

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:55 pm
by DanielH
The original is mostly true too, but people have probably at least tried to kinkshame Siri.

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:55 pm
by MaggieoftheOwls
I misread it the same way!

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:38 pm
by jalapeno_dude
A facility with a healthy quantity of deadly neurotoxin is a happy facility!
(here)

Re: Quotables!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:49 pm
by ErinFlight
"Do you want to throw your Anti-Christ at my Werewolf Messiah"
Jarnvindr to Moriwen